I have several different magazines that I subscribe to yet so little time to look through, so my stack was getting pretty tall... needless-to-say, I took them to work and looked through ALL of them today. I came across a funny "top-ten" list of, "Things mom's will probably never get caught saying out-loud", and I wanted to share because I know ALL moms out there can relate!!
1. "No more broccli! You'll get a bellyache!"
2. "Gosh, I wish I could keep pumping forever - it's such a gratifying experience and makes me feel like a real woman."
3. "After my second pregnancy, I just couldn't keep the weight on!"
4. "Honey, let's play Barbies again, and I'll be the bad sister. Again."
5. "You know, I'm actually sharper when I'm awakened every two hours!"
6. "All I want to do after a long day with the kids is have sex with my husband."
7. "Why don't you try on something pink? You don't have enough pink clothing."
8. "My new favorite song is 'Fruit Salad'. Totally downloading it!"
9. "I regret getting that epidural."
10. "Thank you so much for the advice about everything I'm doing wrong with my kid. I found it really helpful."
(Source: www.parenting.com March 2009)
1. "No more broccli! You'll get a bellyache!"
2. "Gosh, I wish I could keep pumping forever - it's such a gratifying experience and makes me feel like a real woman."
3. "After my second pregnancy, I just couldn't keep the weight on!"
4. "Honey, let's play Barbies again, and I'll be the bad sister. Again."
5. "You know, I'm actually sharper when I'm awakened every two hours!"
6. "All I want to do after a long day with the kids is have sex with my husband."
7. "Why don't you try on something pink? You don't have enough pink clothing."
8. "My new favorite song is 'Fruit Salad'. Totally downloading it!"
9. "I regret getting that epidural."
10. "Thank you so much for the advice about everything I'm doing wrong with my kid. I found it really helpful."
(Source: www.parenting.com March 2009)
where is the man list....?? like
ReplyDelete1.i would love to go sweat my a*% off mowing the lawn.
2.the plunger is my favorite tool
3. sure honey i heard everything you said.
4. you can change the channel.
5.can i do the laundry?
6. yes that outfit makes you look fat.
7. does this shirt match my socks?
8. no, i don't want to have sex.
9. is that soap opera you like on?
10. that wasn't the dog it was me.
I tend to relate more to Chris's list.
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