No, my face has not been distorted by trick photography, nor has it been disfigured from a horrible accident... this is my 'seriously stressed-out' look. Yep, it's a pretty scary look. (WARNING: This blog will be a 'venting-session', so thank you in advance to those of you that actually read this all the way through!)
So, many of you have heard it over and over and over and over and over again, but this gal landed her very first teaching gig. I have been giddy, all smiles, ecstatic, celebrating with joy, and super-anxious to get my very first classroom set-up! Everyone that knows me has been telling me how natural I am at teaching and how good they think I will be at it; this kind of encouragement and kind words have been very uplifting and brought me much confidence! Now, a few warned me there is a lot of paperwork involved, but I've always been an extremely organized person, so the paperwork part didn't scare me. BUT, you know what's funny? Not one of those people put too much emphasis on the phrase "a lot of paperwork". Shame on yall!!
I have been in training sessions ALL DAY for the last 7 weekdays... today was my last training and I've had a 3-day headache, that frankly, I'm going to blame on stress from my brain being on severe overload!
Things I've learned about so far, but do not necessarily remember:
1) The Brigance Screening Process (Assessments) 2) Ongoing Class Monitoring Processes 3) Individualization/individualization transition processes 3) GOLD Assessment processes 4) School/teacher Readiness Plans/Implementations 5) Family Communication Engagements 6) What the Head Start program is about 7) Home visits 8) Payroll/Insurance 9) Signs of Sexual/Non-sexual Abuse 10) Frog Street Curriculum 11) How to log parent volunteers/donations 12) Student Support Services 13) Speech Screening processes 14) ARD Processes/Requests 15) How to calculate a child's 'true age' 16) Intervention Assistance process 17) Behavioral/Social-Emotional Screening processes 18) Family Wellness 19) Health Screening process 20) Nutrition Curriculum 21) The fact that I have to brush teeth every morning for 20 3-year old 22) How to enter ALL the above mentioned processes into a specific computer program 23) My deadlines for when certain assessments, data entry, reports, and home visits are due 24) And a whole bunch of acronyms like CPR (Child Profile Report), ICR (Individual Child Report), IEP (Individualized Education Plan), IEG (Individualized Education Goals), IFSP (Individualized Family Services Plan), ILG (Individual Learning Goals), FDW (Family Development Worker), FIE (Full Individual Evaluation), ITP (Individualized Transition Plan), CPS (Child Profile Report), RTP (Report to Parents), there's a ton more, do you want me to keep going??? Because I can if you really want me to!! Hahaha!
First thing Monday morning I get to go into my classroom for the very first time to take "inventory" of the items the school provides for me, then I can begin arranging my room and I get my list of the 20 3-year old that will be in my class. On Tuesday I am attending an all-day orientation, so no classroom arranging will take place, but then on Wednesday-Friday I get back in the classroom to finish setting-up. Also on my agenda for next week's chaos is to prepare nametags, cubbys, analyze each child's information, begin calling parents to set-up times/dates for my home visits, begin preparing each child's informational binders, get their 'journals' ready, and begin organizing the gobs of paperwork I have to have in place for each of these 20 kiddos. (Another stresser is that returning students will already be in the computer system from last year, BUT my class will consist of ALL NEW kids... this means more work for me; oh happy, happy, joy, joy!)
Now can you understand why my face looks the way it does in the picture above?!?!?
I will graciously end my 'venting-session' here, and many of you who actually read my blogs know I always end my blogs with the phrase "Until next time...". Well, if you don't here back from me within the next 2 weeks, send a search party out for my body. It will probably be buried near my desk, underneath the large pile of paperwork. Oh wait, Pre-K teachers don't get a desk. Ha!
Until next time...